Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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Blub blub blub blub blubby blub blub blub.I've just put two kids to bed without a single tear and I come here and it's like somebody's stolen the jelly from a toddler's fucking birthday.
It's a comedy site, you miserable cunt. Fuck off to emospace.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:00,
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Gaffa'sdoing its job then?
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Over the hills and everywhere...Come on, sing along.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:14,
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I take the piss & all you can give me back is that?Banging on with some old emo joke? Do those kids often find you sitting there doing that french thing (about coming up with an answer too late) that you & Happy P were talking about last week?
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That's the spirit.*high fives*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:09,
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Since we're talking about drunk parents& I'm currently only 1 of those things, Cheers - *clink*
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I really hope that by that you mean you don't have kids.Genuinely.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:25,
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Hey next time me and the missus getcompletely trolleyed could you come and look after the mewling brats then?
Give us about 15 min.
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Shouldn't you be writing a ransom note,or something?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:05,
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