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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

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ringofyre is drunk
and I'm a parent, so that must count for something.

Vote for me. Or not.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:26, 5 replies)
I'm only voting for you if you tell me what you had for lunch.
And what you're wearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:34, closed)
The boy from the basement.
He is tender and snug.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:37, closed)
Not yet.
But I'm going to work very hard at it later today.
In the meantime I'd best go and get my girls up & ready for school.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:55, closed)
most people don't refer to their penis in the plural
or as a girl.

and the less said about getting it ready for school the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:56, closed)
You owe me a fresh cupof coffee
& a new keyboard.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:10, closed)
You mean I have posted an untruth on the internet?
I don't think I will be able to live with myself after this.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:06, closed)
Technically by days end
it'll all be true.
I believe Dr. S. has some good emo-life-departing suggestions.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:13, closed)
Hurry up, then.
If we can make it into the newsletter, I'll spare myself.

Also, I'll post pictures of my breasts. They're massive, y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:17, closed)
I've some double-penis pics
I can show you later if you like.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:33, closed)
I ask for a reason to live,
and you offer me your mutant cock(s)?

I'll name you when I leave a note.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:44, closed)
Make sure it's "ringofyre"
not "Ring Of Fire"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:10, closed)
I'm both now mm.
Night.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:44, closed)
At lunchtime?
Crikey. Do something amusing, then post it up here so I can vote for you.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 19:22, closed)
GMT +8
I slept for 3 hrs, watched a couple of dvds, did some homework and faffed around online. Worth a click?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:43, closed)

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