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Ohh look @ what I can do!
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(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 4:58, archived)
what, get upset on TWO boards at once?
well done. You'll be wiping your own arse in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 6:50, archived)
Smell my fingers.
Oh, you're up early.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 6:57, archived)
different time zone
and I have a job to go to, unlike most on here
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 6:59, archived)
My workaday is done.
So cheers *clink*
Somewhere south of the border?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:06, archived)
East, proper east
Iron-curtain East
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:11, archived)
Even further east...
East Fucking Java....
Liked the comments about Gobbo and the gym yesterday...
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:18, archived)
Do you reailse that quite a lot of people on /talk don't give a fuck about all this?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:13, archived)
I like the way b3ta talk has become a 24/7 internet argument.
I love internet arguments. As a noted philosopher once pointed out, this is because it doesn't matter who is right as long as you win.

I should come here more often.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:25, archived)
no you shouldn't

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:32, archived)
Oh man

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:33, archived)
Ignore the bad man.
This place would improve by a factor of twelve if you were here more often.

And I can only reliably count up to seven.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:38, archived)
I think the trouble stems from the fact that there's now far too many people on b3ta for everyone to have met each other.
This causes accountability issues and leads to:

1. an increase in people saying things they wouldn't say to someone in real life, and
2. a decrease in unplanned pregnancies.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:50, archived)
This has been true since about 2005
We need a shake up. We need a real rain to come and wash all this scum off the streets.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:52, archived)
But think of the pregnancies.
THINK OF THE PREGNANCIES.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:53, archived)
I heard, when Sexface and Lampito, you know, fucked
she gave birth to a baby but the baby was actually Gonzo, fully formed, along with his mafia-coat, jewfro and a chinese takeaway menu.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:58, archived)
I heard Gonz has been desperately trying to crawl back inside sexface ever since.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 8:04, archived)
That's why, during the early hours, sexface is so depressed.
Because he has half a gonzo hanging out his arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 8:07, archived)
Their complex Oedip-anal relationship was the basis for the Human Caterpillar film.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 8:09, archived)
We really need some new blood,
by which I mean I need blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 8:07, archived)
I've got an altar and a bucket.
Let's pop over to /qotw and grab us a couple of virgins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 8:10, archived)
see, this place has got it all
we're razor-sharp
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:38, archived)

sharp clams

Oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:46, archived)
it's like Oscar Wilde for the atomic age around here and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:47, archived)
The Picture of Thorium Gray

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:52, archived)
*runs around*

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:53, archived)
you got the quote wrong
a great philosopher once said "naughty naughty, very naughty"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:05, archived)
I'VE GOT A PISS IN MY ARSE! HAHAHAHAHAHA! WOOOF WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF! etc

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:49, archived)
I have heard that SSG can get his entire foreskin over his head and neck.

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:52, archived)
He calls it his Woody Snood

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:54, archived)
Wow. That was cathartic.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:13, archived)
Was waiting for it.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:34, archived)