Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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Pack your pee suitcaseMy dad used to be great at getting p*ssed as a fart and ending up in daft situations.
Oldest story is he went out on the lash, came back, fell up the stairs, fell down the stairs.
At some point on the night, having got lost in the house and direly needing to take a piss, he somehow dragged himself and a suitcase into one of the wardrobes, proceeded to take a piss into the suitcase then lock it up, get back into bed and go back to sleep.
The next morning the suitcase was in the bath being washed out.
As an innocent child I asked
"Daddy - you're not leaving are you?"
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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:13,
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