Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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Nelly CartwrightThe moon shines bright
On Nelly Cartwright
She couldn't fart right
She tried some asswipe
It didn't work right
It sealed her airtight
She took a tire valve
Shoved it up herself
Her pressure was too high
Now Nelly's in the sky
Now she's in orbit
Just like Tom Corbett
She's goin' round and round
And everything is brown
The moon is thick and hazy
It's Picadilly hazy
But know one can see it
Because of all the shit.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:42, 1 reply)
AhhhIt all comes flooding back.
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