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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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Alrite Happy Phantom
You've surpassed yourself here
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:29, 1 reply)
I tell you what, when he sobers up he's going to think 'Oh Christ'

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:30, closed)
His ears will be stinging with the shame

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:33, closed)
My guess is disasterprone

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:39, closed)
Hahahahahaha he's just added himself to my 'fans' list so he can reply to me quicker.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:41, closed)
No I haven't.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:57, closed)
The pool of suspect crying QOTW wankers widens

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:42, closed)
he's already denied it.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:52, closed)
oh, hang on, no he didn't.
www.b3ta.com/questions/drunkparents/post1104893
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:53, closed)
I have now though.
Seriously, I don't like it when people just get grief because their post isn't brilliant, but I heartily agree with hammering idiots like the guy who thinks shagging a postbox makes your lungs fall out.

Besides, I'm far too busy trying to find veins to register in (for those that like sending me silly drug related gazzes)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:55, closed)
can you fix me up with some mexican brown, yo?

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:58, closed)
no.
afghan, yes.

you tend only to get Mexican in the USA, and it's tar, not brown, usually.

Even though the UK had a massive drought recently, there was little to no Mexican coming through.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:59, closed)
oh, right. i don't actually know what either you or i are talking about now.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:07, closed)
that's for the best

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:14, closed)

i do really
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:39, closed)
that's very bad.
you should be thoroughly ashamed...

or not. I'm not, after all.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:44, closed)
I see Dr Shambollocks has been banned
if it's an IP ban, that means all we have to do is see who doesn't appear again!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:38, closed)
cr3 is a horrid bully

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:45, closed)
the bastard, eh.
depriving you of your number one fan.

who do you think it was - their command of English wasn't great...
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:49, closed)
I'm struggling to care.
Hopefully the deletion will make them feel vindicated and powerful for a few moments. Everybody deserves a little comfort.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:53, closed)
maybe stepping them would have been more fun

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:54, closed)
And nobody has ever lied on QOTW before.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:53, closed)
I'd say most likely is XmanX
I edited in a handful of names and he was the only one to instantly leap in with a denial.

But whoever is responsible is now totally my favourite qotwer like evah!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:19, closed)
no, not me.
I've better things to do.

Another shit account, posting shit, wonn't improve things here.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:47, closed)
Oh, Blackadder! Are you the Scarlet Pimpernel?
Absolutely not, Sir.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:49, closed)
I love that series.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:57, closed)
I thought more bROKEN aRROW

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:58, closed)
Wasn't me
CR3 can check the IP if he wants. Also knowing me I would just say that from this acc anyway, haha!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:50, closed)
true - i did think DrS had annoyed to the point of exploding!
The mystery deepens...
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:52, closed)
Indeed
The plot thickens.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:58, closed)
Wow,
That was cathartic.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:00, closed)
Hahahahahahaha

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:00, closed)

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