when i was 17, a group of 10 of us went to cornwall for a week's holiday
on the first night, i got utterly smashed and thought it would be a great idea to have my shoulder length hair cut really short at a dodgy old person's hair salon in newquay.

i woke up in the morning and thanked god that it was just a bad dream.

until i looked in the mirror. my nickname was "helmet head" for the next 3 months. don't EVER go to the hairdressers drunk :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 17:13, 14 replies)

Battered - I'll take this one if you don't mind?
"You are a fucking idiot."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Apr 2014, 17:17, closed)

I WAS 17.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 17:18, closed)

Alright! You WERE (and still are) a fucking idiot!

( Peej, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 18:57, closed)

this is pretty high level fucking idiot though, you have to admit

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:11, closed)

Ok, so applying some basic science here...
You were an idiot at the age of 17 (by your own admission).

You are an idiot now (evident through most of your posts).

Conclusion: You have been an idiot all of your life.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:38, closed)

how you got anyone to let you produce children is a mystery
they should be drowned now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:49, closed)

Are you threatening to murder my kids?
Well really, that's a bit strong.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:58, closed)

it's kinder, in the long run

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:59, closed)

Make sure he is murdered too
Its the only way to be sure
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:36, closed)

Please, be my guest.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:30, closed)

Right, I just got off the phone to the hairdresser
Yes we all know each other down here, there's only about 12 people that actually live here the rest is you second home owners. Anyway, they said they did it on purpose because you're a ginger and northern.
( Peej, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 20:26, closed)

+ When her 'mates' were calling her 'Helmet Head' it wasn't really anything to do with the haircut.
They were just calling her a bell-end.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 Apr 2014, 0:51, closed)

they aren't clever like that
when they want to call me a bellend, they just call me a cheesy bell sniffer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:48, closed)

Another example of why replies should be able to win.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:31, closed)