I'm a bit sunburned.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:27, 13 replies)

Did you buy The Sun whilst drunk?

( .Yeti., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:44, closed)

Don't think they sell it over here.
I bought some wellies, some cement, some paint, and a letter box.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:56, closed)

For the love of God, Montrésor.

( .Yeti., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 20:17, closed)

that story would be eight times funnier if he'd built a nice letter slot into the wall

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 20:22, closed)

Just to get that little chit
"We called while you were out." Difficult to sign for a recorded delivery with your arms chained to the wall.
( .Yeti., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 20:32, closed)

"please leave 24 hours before collecting the bolt cutters and crow bar from the delivery centre"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 20:38, closed)

He must have hidden proof of ID in that jester's costume somewhere.

( .Yeti., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 20:41, closed)

Me too
Easter in Barbados is such hard work
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 22:51, closed)

Barbados is fucking awful. Are you a monstrously fat and obnoxious mid-west US retiree?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:28, closed)

are you on holiday?
get the fuck off here and drink your self stupid and ogle topless sunbathers you're British for fucksake,

At least you got one bit right, and got yourself nice and lobster pink, so your skin can be pulled off in sheets later
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:03, closed)

I've got a farmer's tan.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:27, closed)

having a brown finger
from fingering dogs anus does not count as a tan
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:39, closed)

are you a wee bit confused, pet?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:12, closed)