Mail order bride
Well, not really. Someone once asked if my (obviously forrin) wife was a mail-order bride, so I told them "Yes. In fact I found her on eBay".

Unexpectedly, they totally believed me, and left that night still believing it. They must have told others, as we still get asked if it's true many years later...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:07, 4 replies)

So do their fannies open up sideways then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:14, closed)

No, the ping-pong balls tend to fix that

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:16, closed)

Is Ping-pong her brother or summat?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:18, closed)

of course their fannies go sideways
It makes a hell of a noise when they slide down a bannister
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:54, closed)