I was refused entry to Moomin World in Finland
after a boozy lunch in the Naantali sunshine. They're canny though, the old Finns, because rather than call security on the loutish Brit with the loud voice they simply steered me away from the hordes of vulnerable children and towards the gift shop.

Ten years later I am still giving away Moomin branded tat. If anyone wants a small t-shirt or a pair of slippers, drop me a line.

I am keeping the towel though; it's adorable. And barely has any sick on it.
( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:36, 2 replies)

You could afford booze in Finland?
You are Albert Marshmallow AICMFP
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:30, closed)

Not as expensive as you may think
www.pintprice.com/region.php?/Finland
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 22:10, closed)