I bought a used high end audio amp
It had a major short and everything was fried.
It wasn't a total loss. I broke up the circuit board and put it in a jar with some cheap scotch. Which I passed off as Islay malt to some of my more pompous acquaintances.
'You may not like this, it's very smokey.'
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 14:42, 8 replies)

I like to pronounce islay as islay just to upset the cunts

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 16:01, closed)

Mmmmm, malty.
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( Ghoti Fingers, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 16:47, closed)

fit

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 16:53, closed)

^ gay

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 12 Apr 2014, 18:52, closed)

shut that door!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 19:43, closed)

Really? Because they're both wrong, it's actually pronounced islay.

( Peej, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:19, closed)

I prefer a double malt.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 12 Apr 2014, 18:53, closed)

malt penetration
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 19:55, closed)