A neighbour from three doors away burgled
one of my customers while he was away on holiday. He used a sack barrow to take the washer, fridge and other heavy gear along the passage behind their houses.
When the customer returned home he called the cops, was given a really helpful crime number and went to the local pub to drown his sorrows. As he approached he saw his neighbour at the bar with his back to him. He was about to ask him if he wanted a pint when he noticed he was knocking out the guy's music centre and album collection.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 12 Apr 2014, 19:07, 7 replies)

the thing about burglars is that they're almost always thick as absolute fuck
I reckon if I turned my hand to petty theft I could make a fortune.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 20:26, closed)

Are you saying you qualify?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 12 Apr 2014, 20:50, closed)

I was thinking if complete morons can rob enough to buy herons and crystal tips
a fully functional adult could probably clean up
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 20:56, closed)

You missed what I did there didn't you?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 12 Apr 2014, 21:35, closed)

I deliberately sidestepped your terrible slurs

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 21:36, closed)

That must be one of the worst words in the English language.
Slurs...slurze...awful.

Like being sucked by slugs. euw.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 12 Apr 2014, 22:10, closed)

Sexy as fuck.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 22:14, closed)