They're not, though.
It's a very b3ta symbiosis: dozens of people around here clearly enjoy pointing and laughing at him and calling him a cunt, and he clearly enjoys being called a cunt several hundred times a week, otherwise he wouldn't keep coming back.
( .Yeti., Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:06, 1 reply)

he gets no attention in the real world
he's a mummy's boy whose mummy's dead and whose gold digger wife left as soon as she had a slice of his little inheritance
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:18, closed)

I understand you're in France, Shambles
Business or pleasure?
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:21, closed)

bit of both
visiting new nephew and signing yet more bureaucratic nonsense for the new house

I'm back now though. Much as I present myself as an international man of leisure, I occasionally have to go to work.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:25, closed)

That's alright then
I was going to suggest that shirley you'd have better things to do in Paris than be on here, but carry on
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:26, closed)

Paris isn't France. Tsk.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:29, closed)

Ew :(

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:32, closed)

Nope. Wrong again.
Both parents still quite alive and kicking and I'm happily married with a couple of kids. Thanks for asking.
(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:27, closed)

To quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
When John Cleese is trying to put the old man on the 'bring out yer dead' cart, and the old man protests:

'You're not fooling anyone, you know'
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:32, closed)