Anybody made any ill-considered purchases of garden buildings recently?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:01, 18 replies)

Funny you should ask
But I just stood in my garden admiring a massive erection.
( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:03, closed)

I prefer to hide mine in bushes
apart from the one the kids climb up and down.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:10, closed)

Dunno, I'm beginning to regret commissioning the installation of my Monument to Doc S, if that counts.



(that's my shed in the background, by the way)
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:07, closed)

it's still standing? colour me mildly surprised

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:11, closed)

I am unclear to what is still standing, do you mean the shed or the delightful potato idol of you?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:37, closed)

as the idol rots, the shed rots
it's basic voodoo

although he's cheated a bit by buying a pre-rotted shed.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:45, closed)

What a jolly looking potato Shambles!
Lovely touch HP!

Has Shambo replied? I can't see as he has me on ignore - and this time I'm not responding to ANY of the b3ta folk who have me on ignore. You see, that was my downfall last time, I got way too upset and angry getting worked up over Doctor S's trolling.

This time I'm just going to be a normal chap, posting my stories and chatting to those that like me!

Rob x
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:37, closed)

What? It's for Dr Skagra. It's the initial concept work for my new Doctor Who villain.

EDIT: welcome back, by the way.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:40, closed)

Bindun
?
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 19:14, closed)

Bindun
?
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 19:17, closed)

Someone's already invented the Potatons? Gutted. How about their mysterious and cowled mortal enemy, The Friar?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:16, closed)

Well if I did, this would be the last place I'd advertise it.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:48, closed)

i dunno
the question was about getting drunk and making a stupid purchase ... I think the point it went pear-shaped* was when he tried to argue that it wasn't a stupid purchase after all.

(* which is the shape a damp second-hand shed will be within a few months)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:59, closed)

Not with the roofing system that he purchased.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:06, closed)

hell no ... that mofo ain't never gonna leak
it'll still be going strong decades after the damp second-hand softwood shed itself had crumpled to compost
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:21, closed)

But by posting it in this week's QOTW wasn't he kind of admitting that it was a shitty, drunken purchase?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:31, closed)

yerr ... that was the bit that confused me

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:41, closed)

although now that he's dedicated it to me
I am no longer going to mock him for chucking good money after bad

I hope he has many happy years weeks with his purchase
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:42, closed)