Curse my small flaccid appendage.
I'll admit it now, hence the return of my old sig. MY PENIS IS SMALL WHEN FLACCID!*
(Rest assured folks, it's perfectly reasonable once titilated! lol)

Anyway,

I wear loose fit jeans, the baggier the better as far as I'm concerned. The slight disadvantage is the extra care required when urinating. Yesterday, I failed to ensure that said appendage was clear of the 'bomb doors' and duly diverted a stream of warm urine down my leg.

Bollocks, that was stupid**



* Sometimes I'm just too honest.
** May have been the actual words uttered.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 17:06, 1 reply)

wow
that just made me feel alot better about my crappy life
(tweedleDUMB Giving Up Smoking, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 19:20, closed)