brilliant parking
My first car was a ford orion, it stalled a lot, but it was my first car and I loved it.

Oner day I was driving into the works car park, it was at the top of a small hill, with a gate you got through with a card swipe.

I drive up and get out to swipe my card, the engine stalls, bugger thinks i. gets in and attempts to start the car, nothing.

I opened the bonnet, got out and as I attempted to lift the bonnet the car starts rolling back down the hill, I'd left the handbrake off.

I just stood there as the car rolled down the hill and slowly began to turn. then the turning began to get faster.

Finally it mounted a grass verge which thankfully slowed it down, the turning increased and I watched as my car slowly parked itself perfectly into a parking bay with only the front wheels on the grass, and not a bit of damage.

I was happy no one seen the embarrassing incident, until I walked into the building and the two security guards were pissing themselves having watched the entire thing via CCTV on their monitor.
(Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal., Fri 21 Dec 2007, 9:37, Reply)