DRESSED UP AS YOGI BEARS GIRLFRIEND AND TERRORISED YOUND CHILDREN...
A few years ago when I was on a girlie holiday in Alcudia, Mallorca, I made friends with the kid’s rep.
It was about 10am one morning and was sunbathing on a lounger having been out all night and I was still pretty drunk.

The kid’s rep guy came over flapping and said he had a big problem and would I help him out? I’m a nice kinda girl and like to help in a person’s hour of need if I can.

He explained that he had to do a kids show for the new arrivals and greet them with his girlfriend, Suzy bear, but that Suzy bear hadn’t turned up. All I had to do was put on a bear costume and wave to the kids.

I wasn’t too thrilled at the idea as I was super hung-over/half drunk but I’d said that I would help so I did.

I went to the storeroom, climbed into a massive girl bear costume and stumbled out. It was stinking hot in the bear costume as it was bout 30 degrees outside.

I made my way to the kids reception with `Yogi’ and greeted some children. It was when I started falling over them that I realised just how drunk I still was. They kept hugging me and wanting photos and I was in no fit state at all.

Next up was the main stage. I’m stood on the stage waving as agreed when all of a sudden the YMCA tune came on and I panicked. I am the world’s worst dancer and truly, truly cannot do the YMCA dance. I started to try and failed miserably so I panicked and did one!! I just ran off the stage there and then, took of my suit outside and fled to bed!!

Agreeing to it was such a dumb f*ck thing of me to do in the first place.
I know hate the YMCA even more than ever!!!
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 13:41, Reply)