Too many cooks
While pissed up at a party of some recently made aquaintances a few years back, I was doing the nice thing and hlping the 'hostess' out in the kitchen, as were a few others.

Long story short, a drunk woman passed me a baking tray from inside the oven. The oven had only just been turned on (so I thought) and she was holding it with a bare hand. I went to receive it thinking nothing of using the same manner. Apparently, metal doesn't conduct heat as quickly as I thought. While the front of the tray that the woman was holding was moderately warm, the opposite end that I grasped had been sitting above the flames at the back of the oven for a minute or two. I lost about 5 square inches of skin from my palm and the inside of my thumb.

Fucksocks.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 14:28, 1 reply)

When
i was a chef the amount of times i took trays out of the oven without a cloth, no fingerprints left and it stings like a bitch.
( Trollman, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 14:47, closed)