Oh my god....
Picture the scene...childhood best friends wedding...lovely crisp winters day, a very emotional affair. Both myself and said friends brother were single at the time, and after the romance of the event, somehow ended up in bed together. After a rather energetic show of bedroom aerobics I pass out. Sadly the bed is against the wall, next to the radiator. I flake out that side, back to the wall in the early hours on the morning, just as the heating comes on.

Many hours later we awaken, and upon pulling my underwear back on, come across a couple of lumps on my arse which certainly have not been there before. On asking friends brother to have a look, I was somewhat upset to be met with cries of "Oh my god beaker, its massive!" Hoping he is not referring to the size of my derriere, I look meaningfully at him, whilst rubbing strange tender lumps on the buttocks, and he laughingly informs me I have blisters on my arse from the radiator!

Fast forward several hours, and me having to explain to A&E staff how I managed to get burns in that particular area!

Length...about 4 inches long and 1.5 wide...couldn't sit down properly for 10 days!
(beaker77, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 15:32, Reply)