A Small Collection of Idiocy
Firstly, on an Army camp a few years ago. Someone else and myself both had knives with us, and decided to have a mock knife fight. Mine was new, and I didn't realise how sharp it was. During the ensuing ruckus, it managed to make it's way through the joint of the other guys knuckle. Apparently if it had been a few millimetres deeper it would have sliced the top of his finger off. I owe that guy, he never dobbed me in, saying instead that he shut the knife on his finger.

Secondly, my parents went away on holiday, leaving me to mind the house. I decided to have a BBQ, and invited my friends round. Unfortunately we lacked firelighters, so Jake decided to use petrol. The huge flames created by this, luckily, didn't do anything more than cause us to swear.

We also have a trampoline in our garden. After a few drinks, Jake decided to jump off the roof of the garage onto it. First time went ok, and bounced a bit. Second time, hit the trampoline and bounced off straight onto the ground. Third time, and a few drinks later, he just fell off the garage roof before jumping.

Somehow he never injured himself!
( mister.f is now married, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 15:38, Reply)