This QOTW is made for the likes of me.
My other half regularly takes the piss out of me for being clumsy, and I don't deny I can be quite the beadlehands. This has a lot to do with the fact I stood on his old phone and cracked the inner screen, but not the outer one, so now his old phone (which he gave to his mum) has an eye of Sauron on the screen.

When I was 17 and about to start learning to drive my parents took me to one of those massive outdoor car lots up near Nottingham to look for a small drivable car for us. On getting out of a Polo or something I shut the door and said "Yeah, I like that on....ARRRGHHHHOWWWWWW", and looked down to find the source of the pain was having shut the door on my thumb. Eventually the nail went a disgusting shade of purple before dropping off and a new one grew with a huge dent in it (less so now, admittedly) and I was in pain for about six hours afterwards despite ice and plasters and cream and tea. It was not pretty.
( Maladicta, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 21:25, 2 replies)

Yes but..
did you buy the Polo?
(Scoopfoot loves lamp, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 9:50, closed)

No.
That made me sad, it was a nice car as well :(
( Maladicta, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 16:15, closed)