never ever put your cock in an inanimate object ( that includes an unconscious woman )
Once upon a time at a student party while very drunk I picked up a paul Masson carafe with no hands, big cheer and and appreciation from the girlies, one of which I copped off with, but she passed out so the potential wasn`t realised.

Fast forward 3 years to another party, another Paul Masson Carafe, and girl shall we say called Janet? we were pretty merry and I said i`d show her my party trick Tah-dah! Problem,either this was a standard one, not the litre size as before, or they changed the bottle neck. nice snug fit, Snug enought to stop one relaxing, panic set in. A full bladder added to the effect. And it was dry I tried to move it but it hurt

I had visions of staggering out of the bedroom into the kitchen and trying washing up liquid or oil or....going to A+E.

Thinking very hard about margaret thatcher was the cure. It took a while. And yes to the next question.

Length? not as important as width
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