It burns...
One time when I was a teenager I nipped upstairs for a wank while my pizza was cooking in the oven. Not many strokes in to it my member went quite red and got really painfull. My first instinct was to panic and think that my excessive spanking had finally done something to seriously damage my favourite stress reliever. Only when I forced myself to calm down and think about what I'd done beforehand did it occur to me that there just might be a link to the three fresh red chillies I'd chopped up by hand for pizza topping. You live & learn :p
(strongdutchlager, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 16:05, Reply)