bloody hell where do i start?
cracked my head open a good six times (scars still visible) including but not limited to:

head first through a glass door, flag pulley bit falling on the back of my head, being hit with a toy car, wobbling about in a plastic clothes basket and twatting myself on the sharp edge of a cupboard and last but not least whilst working (slacking) at the enigma zone (now defunct lazer quest but BETTER) in lincoln I was playing a game of said sport and hurled myself down a flight of stairs to catch pete (stumpy, for those who are interested. well, you had to give yourself a game name... i was pyro, woo) and caught my head on a previously unseen beam, cracked it open and rolled down stairs. was still first when i got there, mind. oh thats only five

got myself fired twice once for being a pot dealer allegedly ((i wasn't)), the other for being a drunken lunatic (((which i was))).

erm, shouting at my new boss, when her bloke waas there (he runs the company, quite literally)

cant be arsed with this any more, off to put the cat out
(harestylenumber1 loves weiner, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 23:09, Reply)