Best Christmas Story Ever.
Sir, you have got class. No mistake.

And I thought pissing (unintentionally) over the rim of the toilet in a pub's bog, saturating the floor (wipe-up-able, albeit with most of the loo roll) and the seat of my own round-my-ankles jeans (NOT dryable) was bad. Thankfully I was wearing a long jumper but I still made excuses and left dragging my confused other half with me.

Strangely I was able to relate the tale only days afterwards without embarresment, I just simply couldn't own up while I was sitting in my own piss for the first time in about 40 years. Perhaps you might feel the same about your own accident when you return to work.
(singingringingtree Living in the past., Sat 29 Dec 2007, 22:33, Reply)