Testicle stories?
I got one for ya.

A guy who worked in the surveying department of one of my former companies had a second job as a bartender at one of the local restaurants. As it should be, there was a rule that only the bartender was allowed behind the bar, as the space is rather crowded.

So one busy night Scott goes back to the kitchen to get a rack of clean glasses and comes racing through behind the bar, holding the rack in front of him, unfortunately- for had he been able to see past it he would have noticed the waitress crouched down getting something from the small refrigerator under the bar.

The top of the refrigerator door was about three feet off the floor.

Scott woke up in the hospital, having been catapulted over the top of the waitress from the impact and having to have the crushed testicle removed. It was a few days before he returned to work.

When he did he found a note that I left beneath an unwrapped Atomic Fireball that denoted said piece of candy as "Spare parts".

Funny, he never said anything to me about that...

(picture of said candy is here.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:44, 1 reply)

Ouchouchouch!
This induced a full-on, gutwrenching, leg crossing moment!

(Liked the spare parts tho!)

*Clicks*!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:55, closed)