Hahahahaah!
I am now on the receiving end of children's bad language....

The other day my boys and I were in the car, one of them asked me a question...

"Mummy, what does Wanker mean?"

I replied that it's a very rude thing to call anyone and I didn't want to hear it from them again.

"Yes, we know that. But what does it mean?"

*sigh*
"Okay...It's a bad name for someone who keeps playing with their winkle all the time" says I.

Both boys fall about laughing.

One points at the other and shouts out, "Hahahaha! You're a wanker!"

I then nearly crash the car because I'm laughing so much but trying desperately to not let them see.

I sympathise with your mother.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:09, Reply)