Classic comedy
My brother had a similar mishap a few years ago. He blagged me into taking him to the nearest 24hr Asda for smokes late at night. As the place was near deserted, I pulled up near the doors and the missus and I waited in the car while he (literally) ran in.

As with Pooflake's mate, he thought the screen doors were open (admittedly, they almost never close) and ran head-first into them. It must have been a fair impact as he bounced back and ended up on his arse as the doors opened before him. I could almost see the stars circling his head!

The best part was when he stood up and looked around surreptitiously to see if anyone had seen, before going, nonchalantly into the shop. We were still pissing ourselves laughing when he got back into the car 5 mins later.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:46, Reply)