We have a winner
But only if you leave frozen shrimps inside her shower curtain
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:32, 1 reply)

All good ideas, apart from,
I'm not dumping the lovely mrs ring of fire
We don't have a shower curtain
Or a dog, though I could borrow Vagabond's probably.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:41, closed)

Then simply sew
the shrimps into the hem of her curtains
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 20:24, closed)

curtains knickers
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:56, closed)