Bloody hell, it's whining prickery like this that makes me glad I've got sociopathic tendencies.
If someone refusing to shag me anymore had me crying like you lot I'd probably kill myself.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:22, 6 replies)

You are social retard, yes?

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:40, closed)

You only got married so you had an excuse to nut Sexface didn't you?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:44, closed)

isn't that why people get married?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:50, closed)

'I'd really like to nut Sexface' is a much more solid base than 'we're in love'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:51, closed)

Pretty sure more people can say it truthfully as well.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:58, closed)

I needed an excuse?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:59, closed)