Dumped
Ever been dumped by your significant other? Ever been the dumper? What happened?
( , Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:50)
Ever been dumped by your significant other? Ever been the dumper? What happened?
( , Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:50)
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Give it time to sink in.
A couple of years ago I was in a long-distance relationship with a girl who was a gooey centre of kindness coated in a crispy shell of nutter. It wasn't going so well, and we arranged that she'd come down for the weekend so that we could Talk and Sort Things Out. This turned out to be the prelude for some carefully-reasoned dumpage, which she took grumpily but stoically at the restaurant table.
As I was seeing her to her train home a short while later, she fainted right in the middle of the concourse, prompting the thousand-or-so bystanders to stare at me as though I had just decked her with my invisible Fist of Doom.
( , Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:10, 2 replies)
A couple of years ago I was in a long-distance relationship with a girl who was a gooey centre of kindness coated in a crispy shell of nutter. It wasn't going so well, and we arranged that she'd come down for the weekend so that we could Talk and Sort Things Out. This turned out to be the prelude for some carefully-reasoned dumpage, which she took grumpily but stoically at the restaurant table.
As I was seeing her to her train home a short while later, she fainted right in the middle of the concourse, prompting the thousand-or-so bystanders to stare at me as though I had just decked her with my invisible Fist of Doom.
( , Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:10, 2 replies)
Invisible fisting of doom
would be an excellent superpower
Edit: I've just noticed you put fist, not fisting.
( , Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:22, closed)
would be an excellent superpower
Edit: I've just noticed you put fist, not fisting.
( , Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:22, closed)
Well
An invisible fist could still be used for some pretty damn doom-laden fisting, there's no doubt about that.
( , Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:23, closed)
An invisible fist could still be used for some pretty damn doom-laden fisting, there's no doubt about that.
( , Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:23, closed)
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