I went down the dump yesterday afternoon.
As a twenty-something I still get as excited about going to the dump as I did when I was five. "Why?" you may ask.... Because the dump has fucking DIGGERS. Do I really need to say any more?
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 20:22, 4 replies)

Diggers...
... are basically robot dinosaurs. How do you get something cooler than a robot dinosaur? You don't. There is nothing cooler.

Everyone should try driving a digger. It's even better than it looks.
(gordonjcp, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 22:58, closed)

I like everything about both of these posts.
(5150, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 0:07, closed)

There are even theme parks devoted to them
Diggerland, half a dozen round the country iirc. Guaranteed to turn a grown man into a gibbering child again.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 10:40, closed)

I want to ride in a robot dinosaur...
...and there's a sentence I never thought I'd say.

Sounds like a post-rock band.
(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:15, closed)