See? Even people utterly lacking in charm can very occasionally have sex.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 22:21, 1 reply)

This is why nobody has sex with Ringofyre.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 22:22, closed)

Sex with ringofyre? Maybe once or twice.. But its not gay if the balls don't touch.
(bangthedrum, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 22:29, closed)

What's his wife like?
I hear she bangs like a shithouse door in a hurricane.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 22:33, closed)

Steady on there big boy.
I like a dinner & a show first thank you!

Hey AB, how'd you think your wife would feel if people were saying things like that about her?
Oh. Wait....
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 5 Jan 2013, 11:46, closed)

Hey, you're the one who started all this off by telling us she likes to be fucked by strangers whilst you touch yourself and cry.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 13:32, closed)

You make it sound a lot less grim and depressing than it probably is.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:14, closed)

When
exactly did I say that?

Please feel free to use your prodigious link-bitch powers to provide me with a link that says that my wife has sex with strangers and/or that I cry whilst masturbating.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 5 Jan 2013, 20:29, closed)

Everybody cries whilst masturbating.
Fact.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sun 6 Jan 2013, 10:05, closed)

I've been doing it wrong all this time :(
I normally laugh
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 13:11, closed)