Made up her friend having an abortion as an excuse to run
After a long distance relationship our weekend together wasn't all it cracked up to be, apparently but luckily she had come prepared; give the signal to travelling friend and voila 'help me' the perfect preordained excuse via text message. I can't be blamed for my action afterwards; I still had the hotel booked for the next two days, what would you do?
(Revilo, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 7:02, 3 replies)

Try to get my money back, then go home and have a wank

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:38, closed)

'Too late for money back'
...and so I am really truly sorry to the maid or whoever had to clean that room up afterwards.
(Revilo, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 9:51, closed)

You sound like a nice guy
I bet good things have happened to you since.
(justin(e), Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:45, closed)