Man, you gotta be some kinda heartless.
The traditional response is to throw the kebab down the high street and for once that's not a euphoniumism.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 23:18, 2 replies)

I took my girlfriend out for a post-club takeaway once
and watched mesmerized as the strapping turkish owner slid his juicy saveloy into her overflowing kebab
etc
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:04, closed)

Can I play a
euphoniumism like a theremin?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 8:34, closed)

I suspect it would play any way you like.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 20:39, closed)