Dumped
Ever been dumped by your significant other? Ever been the dumper? What happened?
( , Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:50)
Ever been dumped by your significant other? Ever been the dumper? What happened?
( , Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:50)
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In 'merika you can only be a Republican if you don't understand sex.
If you like it, know how to enjoy it, that sort of thing, you don't vote against it.
I could make a list of what she did wrong but first I challenge anyone who doubts me to open their eyes in a look of panic less than three minutes into their next coital fun time and say "Why haven't you come yet! Can't you?"
That was only one of her techniques. She also liked to keep her ladybits plastered with baby powder (maybe she thinks dryness is fun).
Stay out of LA and away from Republicans, folks.
( , Wed 9 Jan 2013, 4:16, Reply)
If you like it, know how to enjoy it, that sort of thing, you don't vote against it.
I could make a list of what she did wrong but first I challenge anyone who doubts me to open their eyes in a look of panic less than three minutes into their next coital fun time and say "Why haven't you come yet! Can't you?"
That was only one of her techniques. She also liked to keep her ladybits plastered with baby powder (maybe she thinks dryness is fun).
Stay out of LA and away from Republicans, folks.
( , Wed 9 Jan 2013, 4:16, Reply)
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