I always thought it was an Aussie thing
toey usually means cranky or grumpy.
I guess if you're a hormone addled teenager who's keen to plumb the depths without becoming someones urinal then you might be a bit miffed as well.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 8:49, 1 reply)

Oh, ok.
It probably makes more sense spoken aloud, as it just looks like a typo, otherwise.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:45, closed)

Toey
To spend the day wandering around with half a mongrel.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:40, closed)

Half a Mongrel
To be semi-errect in anticipation of sexual congress.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:44, closed)

This just makes less and less sense.
Keep going.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:20, closed)