waste not want not
My 1st long term girlfriend dumped me on the day I had gone to her house with a bottle of champagne.

So I sat in the park next to her house and drank it like a posh tramp
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:59, 8 replies)

You should of bottled the cunt.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:01, closed)

This can be read in at least two ways.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:06, closed)

Three if you include pickling.

( broken flange, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:16, closed)

arf!
I dun a lol ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:29, closed)

I bet "Cunt in a bottle"
is a lot harder to do than Boat in a bottle.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:16, closed)

And it's always a bad idea to pull the string

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:36, closed)

And you should have used "have".
I don't know what the world is coming two.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 3:26, closed)

Cunt bottlers ain't got no need for grammar

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 7:59, closed)