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Ever been dumped by your significant other? Ever been the dumper? What happened?

(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:50)
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Here I sit.
Broken hearted.
Wanted to shit.
But only farted.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:09, 10 replies)
"paid a penny", you prick-witted cunt

(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:34, closed)
^^^ What fanny-baws said

(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:51, closed)
Fuck off you old duffer. Like you can get into a public bog for a penny!

(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:54, closed)
20p at Euston.
Broken Britain :o(
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:36, closed)
30p at London Bridge
scandalous
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:39, closed)
50p at London Victoria
BAN THIS SICK FILTH.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:00, closed)
£1 in some random cunt's house during Notting Hill Carnival*
DEPORT THE ASYLUM SEEKERS



*I forced out a shit I didn't even need AND DIDN'T FLUSH just to get my quid's worth. And wiped my arse on the carpet.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:21, closed)

Didn't pay a penny.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:42, closed)
But there's man
Who rages and rants,
Saved the dime
And shit his pants.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:11, closed)
"Tried", not "wanted".
If you put "wanted" in there, you fuck up the whole meter of the poem.

I can't believe someone can be so much of a bellend that they can fuck up a ditty that's less than a dozen words long. You massive, massive twat.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:13, closed)

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