Here I sit.
Broken hearted.
Wanted to shit.
But only farted.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:09, 10 replies)

"paid a penny", you prick-witted cunt

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:34, closed)

^^^ What fanny-baws said

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:51, closed)

Fuck off you old duffer. Like you can get into a public bog for a penny!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:54, closed)

20p at Euston.
Broken Britain :o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:36, closed)

30p at London Bridge
scandalous
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:39, closed)

50p at London Victoria
BAN THIS SICK FILTH.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:00, closed)

£1 in some random cunt's house during Notting Hill Carnival*
DEPORT THE ASYLUM SEEKERS



*I forced out a shit I didn't even need AND DIDN'T FLUSH just to get my quid's worth. And wiped my arse on the carpet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:21, closed)

Didn't pay a penny.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:42, closed)

But there's man
Who rages and rants,
Saved the dime
And shit his pants.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:11, closed)

"Tried", not "wanted".
If you put "wanted" in there, you fuck up the whole meter of the poem.

I can't believe someone can be so much of a bellend that they can fuck up a ditty that's less than a dozen words long. You massive, massive twat.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:13, closed)