We broke up
I fucked off to australia.
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:24, 14 replies)

cool story bro

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:05, closed)

what is it with you blokes?
Still transporting social misfits here, 200 years later.
( Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:29, closed)

Just not right, is it Oathsy m'boy?
Not right at all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:52, closed)

You sure showed her!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:37, closed)

I fucked off to Argentina
I'd recommend it - over there they have a massive anglophile music scene and despite some residual bad feeling over that whole war thing I found that Englishers were far more popular there than they are in, say, the former penal colonies
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:59, closed)

I wish you'd fuck off to Antarctica you 2.0 queer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:29, closed)

You finally noticed, then
I would have thought a man of even your limited mental capacity would have realised ages ago
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:32, closed)

Nah I just thought QOTW had improved a bit.
Slightly less creepy balloon-hatted Red Dwarfery about the place.

I just assumed you'd got stuck up a tree in your pants and were waiting for the Fire Brigade or something.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:37, closed)

from my perspective it's improved dramatically
the average poster's IQ has jumped by about 10 points for a start
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:46, closed)

Plus you don't have to spend your time getting flustered and angry all the time.
All the more free time to devote to your multimedia empire!

Bless your heart.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:52, closed)

and you don't have to reply to each one of my posts with your witless dribbling
oh wait
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:57, closed)

I have plenty of time on my hands with which to reply.
Not for me the glories of the red carpet - or the warm glow of satisfaction as another million hits the account from my sordid exploitation of damaged (and frankly dog-rough) women and spotty-faced 'gamers'.

I prefer a less glamorous existence which allows me the free time to reply to your embarrassing drivel whenever I like. But you choose your own path in life and I wish you well in your endeavours.

x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:29, closed)

I think you're just upset at being dumped

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:43, closed)

Watch out for Ringo
Currently suffering Breakdown 2.0 as we speak.
(McChinaman banned, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:24, closed)