Some dog walker used to let theirs shit on the path leading to my house.
Nearly every day, right in the walkway.

Threats of surveillance, consumption of guinness and weetabix followed-by a curling-down on the owners doorstep were made, but never carried out by my housemate.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)