I once put my winky up a girl but then she said I couldn't put my winky up her anymore so I went and found a new girl who would let me put my winky up her and this cycle repeated a few times and now I put my winky up a girl.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:54, 13 replies)

I'll be honest, I have no idea what the fuck I was aiming for with this, if anything.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:58, closed)

girl dog
said died so
girl dog
girl dog
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:59, closed)

Bullshit, I'm not a mod.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:06, closed)

What's a winky?
And where do you put things up in a girl?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:09, closed)

peter; fanny

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:17, closed)

Well I googled
this Peter Fanny fellow & it seems he's dead. Is this some sick necrophiles site or what?
Also is having a semicolon in your name some new hip thing the youngsters are doing these days.

Yours sincerely
ringo;fyre
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:26, closed)

The fourth Mrs B left me after we had swapped Christmas presents. She wasn't happy with the matching bag and belt I'd bought her. On the upside the hoover was working like new.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:19, closed)

Thanks Bob Monkhouse!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:21, closed)

No you don't.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 1:01, closed)

^ This.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:40, closed)

^ That.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:14, closed)

^ The other.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:51, closed)

Yes I do. Your mum says hello, by the way.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:49, closed)