I am a professional hole digger
I get paid well to dig holes. I get paid well to watch other people dig holes. I went to uni for 4 years to learn about professional hole digging. Sometimes I get invited to lecture about hole digging and get free food, drinks and the people's ovation and fame forever. Hole digging is not always easy, but it sure pays well (current rates are about $150 per hour).

For an unrelated, non-professional hole digging, I was congratulated for my digging prowess by the top army general/major whatever he was in Australia. That was a good day.

I am that person you sometimes see on the roadside leaning against my shovel, looking good in fluro and being smug. I would make an excellent plumber, but sometimes I can't remember that shit doesn't run uphill and paydays are Thursday.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 10:29, 6 replies)

Do you do concrete?
Diamond drillers FTW
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:41, closed)

Ooh, diamond driller - don't mind a bit of that
But no, I'm an archaeologist.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:44, closed)

Archaeologists of the future will need it
You're just too early
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:00, closed)

So
What is your opinion on the Brighton Bypass?
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 4:23, closed)

You were the little boy at the beach working away with your red spade...
and your head barely keeking out of the massive hole in the sand, weren't you?
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:33, closed)

So true!
Mud pies, burying things in the backyard, beach holes. Tonka trucks were the best toy ever.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 23:45, closed)