Easiest Job EverDazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
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dweeb porn resizerThis slightly odd bloke I had the pleasure of dealing with through work once said to me 'hey, guess what, I've managed to get some freelance work resizing images for porn websites, fnarr fnarr'.
A few weeks later I asked how it was going and he went a kind of green colour and said he couldn't stand it. It'd put him off porn, nay sex forever. Apparently staring at gersqillions of images of people fucking in various creative (or not) way for several hours at a time several days a week gets to you after a while.
Who'd have known?
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Yup.The artworker at a mag I used to work on had been working for Club International previously. We were all jealous initially, but he said it was all zooming in to 4000% and pixel-matching, cloning out blemishes, etc. He said that it took him months to get over, as he couldn't look at it without considering the workmanship. Said it nearly broke pron for him.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:45,
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