Weird Teacher
As a few people are mentioning weird teachers I thought I'd better throw my hand in!

As a few people on here may know I'm quite into my martial arts so a couple of years back I went to a camp for some extra training and to generally improve my own mental outlook on things as I was going through a bit of a hard time.

Anyways, I get to this camp with my mate and it looks like a total dump, is deserted and is overgrown, I was wondering if I'd been ripped off and said as much to my mate.

However, the camp paled in significance to the teacher. I pitch up ready to learn and he starts off by pretending to not even be my teacher! As the weeks go on he has me doing more and more bizarre tasks like hand stands, acrobatics and sparring all while continually talking about how to I had to learn his way and his way only!

He kept using all these weird phrases in an effort to motivate me which I never got.

Turned out he was an OK guy though, he managed to get my motor started and out of the lake it had fallen into and helped me through the tough times that were coming up. Even on his death bed he managed to joke about 'when 900 years old I reach, look as good I will not'
I miss my teacher
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:12, 3 replies)

Oh dear
it took a couple of readings but I got there.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:40, closed)

when you watch them in order
he REALLY shits you up when he turns up again in Empire. Scary as fuck!
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:56, closed)

Nicely done ^_^
Took me to the last paragraph to figure it out.
(Meya, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:21, closed)