Chemistry Teachers
It seems that it's part of the job description to be eccentric, so here's mine.

I present... Mrs Mad.
Mrs Mad was my Chemistry/Physics teacher in high school. She always wore what looked like homemade wooly jumpers and her hair was never, and I mean NEVER combed. There were even theories that she only had 1 hair, but it was so long and tangled it looked like a full head of hair...

But I digress.

The story that comes to mind instantly was once in chemistry we were all there with our noses buried in books working away. She was sat in the middle of the class doing marking or some other teacher activity. Suddenly, she shouts "OH! Did anyone hear about the blowjob under the textile department?" I have never before then witnessed instant silence. She went on to tell how 2 students got caught by a cleaner underneath the portacabin textiles department giving head. The best part was no matter what was asked, it was always 2 students of undetermined gender. Not exactly what teachers tend to divulge in lessons...

Mrs Mad, you're a star.
(Stephen5555 is posting on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:32, Reply)