ah teachers...
now first off, me and my father are both classed by people as eccentrics, all because i love conspiricy theories, believe in ufos and have an interest in cryptozoology. so yeah, i digress.
I had many a mad teacher at high school:
Mrs Jones the art teacher, a 50yr old hippie, who would randomly scream in the middle of a sentence, had an unfortunate accident involving 2 flights of stairs and her stupidly long dresses.
Mrs Beasley the art teacher, would regularly run off to cry during the lesson, hiding in the cupboard untill we superglued her in...
Mr Johnson the chainsmoking science teacher, really nice guy, visited me in hospital once coz his mum was on the same ward, he used to smoke behind the pub with all the kids on break, untill he got lung cancer, for one week he ave up then he was back on the fags, luckily he went into remission, but he was mad as a hatter.
neverknewhernamegothartteacher. was a goth, white face, black clothes everything used to wear shoes, which had BALLS inthe soles.

i think i went to a mad school...there was no hope for me was there?
(santas_lil_hohoho is packing her vibrator suitcase, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:27, 4 replies)

Cryptozoology?
Is that the study of psychic animals?
(brainwrong, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:01, closed)

cryptozoology
is the study of animals such as bigfoot, the loch ness monster stuff like that
(santas_lil_hohoho is packing her vibrator suitcase, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:31, closed)

Balls in the soles
like those wheely-shoes? Or was she into trampling testicles?
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:13, closed)

well...
they had platform soles, about 5 inches deep that had a hollow heel bit, in there were 2 large springs and a red bouncy ball thingy, sometimes blue, depending on her mood i think, cool as fuck though!
(santas_lil_hohoho is packing her vibrator suitcase, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:33, closed)