One more, this time with hobos!
Jesus man! (So called as he has a beard. We were imaginitive little blighters.)

A perplexing, mistifying and perculiar man who floats around the town I used to go to high school in. Floating being an accurate term, as he somehow in a David Blane-esq feat of gravity defiance walks around every where on his tip toes. He manages to turn walking into practically dancing, as while walking down a busy street, he performs twirls, dodges, Turbo Boost(tm)'s and many more interesting manouvers. A pequliar man indeed.

The second is a man who must quite easily be in his late 50's / early 60's who is still a paper boy. Again, unshaven, and some have reported having the odour of weed about him in his rather fetching dirty polyester coat and grey trousers. He practically charges through groups of students walking home with his hands behind his back, all the while muttering to himself. Such a strange man... Green and grey together? HELLO! The 1970's called, they want their fashion sense back...
(Lordfudgington is hiding the expense report filed on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:19, Reply)