As an ex-resident of Chicago
Next time I'm back I'll think of that when I'm shopping at the Water Tower Macys, being as it is, right next door to the Hancock Centre.

V. Interesting. If you do decide to take over Chicago and hand it out to b3tards for safe keeping, can I have Hyde Park please?
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:26, 1 reply)

Does it....
...have to be a peaceful takeover?

Right, B3tards, I'm taking bids on Chicago. I'm taking requests starting...now.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 17:01, closed)

I'm game ...
a nice little apartment somewhere would do me, but could I have an aristocratic title too? Sultana would be nice!
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:23, closed)

i'm not greedy
enough space for a 20-roomed mansion would do me, along with a troupe of naked, oiled, muscular, smooth-chested men. i would happily share these men with you and make you the finest apple and rhubarb crumbles you have ever tasted. i would like a title, however.
how about Lady Smash, Keeper of The Totty?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:14, closed)

I live in Chicago
And hereby offer my home as HQ of The Revolt!
(herbivorous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 5:13, closed)