The Incredible Dancing Man
Paul, for that is his name, is apparently afflicted with epilepsy. Now, this is a tragic thing, but he has a very unusual way of trying to deal with it. He dances.

Now, this isn't ordinary dancing. This guy dances like some fucked up backing dancer from a 70's Top of the Pops style video. He does the shaky legs, caressing his whole body, the Napoleon Dynamite punch across his face. The whole shebang!

Not only does he dance most fantastically, but he has to dance when he feels a fit coming on or sometimes, it seems, when he just feels the urge. It has become a challenge in the Lansdown (his pub of choice) to see what song will set him off dancing. You can't wade in with Dancing Queen (although he does like that one) you've got to start off subtle, just something with a beat that starts him tapping his feet, then beating out time with his hands, than, before you know it, he's up in the middle of the pub, during lunchtime, giving it the funk chicken.

Incredible Dancing Man is a legend in sunny Lewes, so much so that I have started up a group stalking him in an effort to catologue his dance moves and preserve them for future generations. Here are a few choice examples for you lovely B3tans:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iQ7koThmxM&mode=related&search
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKQOuSuwNng

and my personal favourite, he passes on his gospel to a new generation (sorry, it's a facebook link, and now I feel all dirty)
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2398354772#/video/video.php?v=7867509433&oid=2398354772
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:58, 1 reply)

That bloke
is pure class...Feel a bit bad for finding it so funny as its his way of coping but i wouldent be on b3ta if i was overly worried about others feelings!!
(sparklehorse is loving popping his cherry...again....honest, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:43, closed)